discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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