i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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