They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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