she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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