butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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