Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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