yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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