I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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