my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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