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I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
so much tequila, so little girl.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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