quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
they need to just BURY HIM!
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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