i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
do nipples grow back?
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