Me. At least after what I've been through.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
They are going to name an STD after you.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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