How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Mom said you looked used
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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