You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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