Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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