K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
my poor anus
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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