Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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