i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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