Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
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