i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Randomize