If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Buhtt sex?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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