well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
