That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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