C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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