would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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