We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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