I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
Randomize
