I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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