i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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