Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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