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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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