Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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