Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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