you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize
