it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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