she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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