Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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