I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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