if you like me you must not know who I am
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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