why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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