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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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