your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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