I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize