there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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