i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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