On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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