Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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