"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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