ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
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