i don't like sucking hair
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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