Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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