Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
im drinking this country out of the recession.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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