Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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