I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
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