is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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