Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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