Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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